I love love LOVE the way British guys use the word horny to describe an inanimate object. I had a British customer on Niteflirt yesterday who remarked how much he loved my horny glasses. Besides the sexy accent, it was just totally hot to hear him say horny glasses like that.
Of course I had to give him my horniest look peering over the tops of my glasses just to let him know how much me and my horny glasses appreciated the compliment!







